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I still like boobies though.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Woozul posted...

see I get underboob as a thing but it lends itself to people with more spherical shaped breasts tbh

I mean no breasts are bad but I think diff. styles of clothes accentuate what you have certain ways

We know. We just love boobs.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Expected gunpla, did not disappoint at #12

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

DuranOfForcena posted...

*sigh*

why are there so many fucking idiots in the world

Define

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Ivynn posted...

I didn't make it. >_>

srs bsns.

I know. I am just bored.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Ivynn posted...

Do i need to correct your spelling?

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

So can anything else you say.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Ivynn posted...

Me

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

1982.

Fuck it was great to grow up as a spoiled child for 18 years.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

CanuckCowboy posted...

Holy fucking fuck. I had forgot all about this till just now What a blast from the past.

This game was horrible but it was the only game I had access to at home for so so long.lol

https://youtu.be/ELwlE_51Tig

Fuck I am smiling so hard. Shit this is one of my earliest memories practically.

Literally my first game on computer was paratroopers.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skocKorjPPw

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJd_RvAlMKU

Speed Reading Test (Reprise)

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Gotta cap the drinking. I don't want to be tempted to call out (again).

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

It is not even recreational anymore.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

This is why I became an alcoholic after 45 months.

Can't speak your damn mind anymore.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Thankfully common law marriage is only left in 8 states.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

I'm not only not marriage material, but marriage today is a total sham, and is almost entirely biased toward women. Can I say "I hate you, give me half your net worth" under the most vague of circumstances?

I am in a 16 year relationship. She has a huge heart, but a small brain. I am fucked either way. She is NOT independent in any way. Almost. Just getting into clothes and using the bathroom.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Fuck me, I hate being fucking serious.

As a sufferer myself...

Chronic depression will NOT go away. The solution is a change in environment. That is how you conquer that.

As an alcoholist, you need to find a reason stronger than your will to drink.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

I'm neutral. I don't' give a good god damn what are you, who you are,, or what you did.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

There is a reason I never got married. It's detrimental nowadays.

Also I did a callout post in another topic. Unrelated.

Also also, people, including me parents, can't see when I rapidly switch gears in conversation. Especially my father.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

No one cares about you here.

You need to literally pay a pill pusher to tell you everything is allright, that you can conquer your own self, and that your daily routine is totally not complete BS.

That you cannot improve because you are ostracized on at least one level, and you got no motivation to at least even TRY to better yourself, regardless of your current reputation or your attempts to even try to at the very least try to be less (whatever is negative.) Regardless of what/who you are or perceived to be due to short or long term, you're doing this for some kind or reason. What that reason is will be dumbed down to anonymity that no one (including yourself) will know or even reazlize at this point in time.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

I believe I am "jaded" at the highest level.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

I'm a hypersomniac. I can sleep 16 hours at a time.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

I am a bust ass worker at work, but I'm the ultimate slacker. All I do is drink sleep, and internet. Nothing else.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

CanuckCowboy posted...

I've had so many cups of coffee today id be tripping over my words horribly if I even tried.

That is me sober nowadays, let alone intoxicated. I'm a massive introvert.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

CanuckCowboy posted...

I found it neat realizing there's a speed at which I can read each individual word, but apparently my mind isn't fully processing them well enough to actually connect the words and understand what's actually being said.

Its weird... I can read each individual word but following the narrative is impossible at 8.

I do a video, but I just don't feel like it. I'm slurring my speech right now.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

It's like ones mind can process faster than ones mouth. FIMS is kinda natural. Which is no stranger to me.


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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

CanuckCowboy posted...

Nice. By 8 I was like okay I'm seeing all the words but I lost my ability to follow the actual sentences at all. I could see and read the words themselves but I couldn't connect them or follow it at all.

9 I didnt even look at. Hahaha.

Well I think I can speak at 6, but I could read higher.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

CanuckCowboy posted...

Pfffft.... I consider myself a fairly fast reader but level 7 and afterwards I was just lost.

I held on early on level 7 and then just... nope.

But it called me advanced so fuck yeah.

I think I have a case of my mind works faster than my mouth :/

I can do level 9 okay. But I learned to read before I could talk.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Speed reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJd_RvAlMKU

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Sorry about the tag, I forgot to quote :/

Also "Unforgiven" is immensely relevant.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Easily this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpq7wn2YPYU

@CanuckCowboy

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

a-c-a-b posted...

I always love music no matter my mood, but there's certain music that always hits way harder when I'm drunk and depressed.

Metallica is one of my favorite bands, their lyrics are just so incredibly relevant, especially now. I love oldskool Maiden and Def Leppard as well.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

When you're happy you like music, but when you're sad you understand music.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Kids just don't do that stuff. They never have.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Didn't anyone figure this shit out when they reopened schools?

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Nihilism.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Oldschool stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_7HTXkyTwQ

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

So I'm gonna see what I look like as an anime girl?

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

I know shit about movies.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

I saw Top Gun in the walmart bin. Next time I'm there I should buy it.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

MabusIncarnate posted...

Zombieland, it's been a looong time since i've watched a Rambo movie, probably within a year of their initial release and that's it.

I can't say shit. They should have stopped at 3 Rambos, but Stallone wrote the script for #4 and 5.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Also, modern movie trope "Exactly 10 Years Later"

Remind anyone of Rambo or Zombieland?

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

MabusIncarnate posted...

Disaronno eh? Is that like a cognac?

Some high end trend whiskey.


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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'll eat it if I have to, but there are so many better options. Firehouse is a damn good chain.

No kidding. Also I work assembly line. Subway is my only outlet on the route.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

MabusIncarnate posted...

Damn that looks awesome

Fuck Subway doesn't have that shit.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

My mental health is so bad I sometimes can't even bring myself to get out of bed. To say I have terrible mental health is an understatement..

Also 45 months of alcoholism averaging 40-60 drinks a week has caused my speech and memory facilities to suffer. I don't want to think about what long term damage I have caused myself.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

Naysaspace posted...

i really should be getting a prostate cancer checkup. Especially with the amount of boozing i've done in my life.

I think that is standard either way.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

dj1200 posted...

I've got 5 blue moons left

Wish I had that many right now.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage

MabusIncarnate posted...

What's that, put a covered baby seat at the side of the road, someone will pull over to check and make sure there isn't a baby in there, meanwhile someone jumps into your running car and ganks it?

Also I really need to watch this Swearnet stuff more, there's seemingly a lot of stuff I haven't seen.

I heard it was a trick about 10 years back. You'd get of you car, and it was a decoy.

Call the police if you see this.

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"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage